There actually was a time when television was free. Most places had only three channels. Then talk began about Pay TV. Why should we have to pay to watch television? ‘No commercials’ was the promise. We all know how that one ended up. Cable TV and internet is one of the larger monthly household expenses.

How about water? It used to be free as well, but unless you have a ‘well’ you have to purchase it. And you’re not really buying it … you’re renting it.

I bring these two examples up as a warning. I am sure you can think of many things that were free and we now have to pay for, but what lies in wait for us? Even now there are minds at work figuring out more ways to squeeze money from us for ordinary conveniences.

Here are some unimaginable possibilities:

•Why should the heat, air conditioning, electricity and radio in your car be free? Perhaps monthly car utility bills are coming? If you drive after dark a headlight charge may be in order and after three free beeps on your horn, the meter starts keeping track. No more spare tire in the trunk. Roadside service will rent one to you. Not sure about windshield wipers, but give it time.

•Unlimited Free toilet flushes? Ridiculous. Don’t count on that much longer.

•Parking at the grocery store? Well the closest 50 spaces should have a convenience charge. Shopping carts should be rented with time limits and only one pass allowed in each aisle. Visiting the same aisle again should involve a toll. Ripe bananas, avocados and such should have a ripening surcharge.

•If you want to return an item there should be a return fee. If you need to ask where a store item can be found a GPS fee should be assessed. For clothing, a fitting fee is necessary should you want to try it on in one of the coin-operated fitting rooms.

•Airlines are the ‘Gold Standard’ for squeezing bucks out of their passengers. There are extra charges for almost everything. Very little is free and don’t blink on that fact.

•Why should beer be offered in six-packs? Four packs at the same price might be better. The grocery stores have already figured out packaging proportions. Some vacuum-packed chicken has three chicken breasts. Why? So if you need four you have to buy six. I saw the same strategy with high end ice cream bars. Packages of three. Clever, or just a way to squeeze more money from the consumer?

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