Time for another survey of the area’s dog and cat population. Readers have asked me why just dogs and cats?  Simple, ever try to get an honest answer out of a fox? Frogs just hop away and squirrels just drop nuts on you.

   Anyway, because many people are doing the right thing by staying home, it took a lot of legwork to track down enough participants, so my wife Kathy helped me on this one.

   As before there is no bias as to breed, size, gender or neuter status. Here are the results:

Favorite Pathway

Dogs – Dog Run
Cats – Cat Walk

What do you do when you see a puddle ?

Dogs – (tie) Take a drink. Jump in
Cats – Gracefully avoid it

Favorite Superhero

Dogs – Underdog
Cats – Catwoman

Favorite Song

Dogs – Hound Dog (Elvis)
Cats – Memories (Cats)

Favorite Movie

Dogs – The Bone Hunter
Cats – Mouse Hunt

Cocktail Choice

Dogs – Beer
Cats – La Chat (eau) du Rothschilds 1957

New Sofa Reaction

Dogs – Jump up and Sleep on it
Cats – Scratch it

Favorite Workout

Dogs – Treadmill
Cats – Yoga

Movie Quote

Dogs – “I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning… It Smells Like Bacon” (Apocalypse Now)
Cats – “I Vant to be Alone” (Marlene Dietrich)

Favorite Smoke

Dogs – Cheap Cigar
Cats – Virginia Slims